Face Reading Is Fu#$!ng Insane!

face reading symbolism May 11, 2026

If you would’ve told me 10 years ago that you could know someone’s personality by the features of their face, I would’ve told you you were an idiot and that that sounded like palm reading. P.S. I now believe in palm reading.

Yes, the media calls it pseudoscience. Yes, it gets a bad rap. People call it judgmental or any number of things to get you to look away from it.

But the truth is… it works.

It’s been used for thousands of years in Chinese Medicine. It’s been studied and discussed by philosophers in the West. Disney uses facial structure to design and cast characters. Movie casting directors use it constantly. How do you instantly know who the villain is !?! The FBI has used it to profile. Jury consultants use it occasionally. Humans are already unconsciously reading faces every single day… face reading just makes the process conscious.

And honestly, I don’t need the whole of humanity to believe it’s real in order for me to use it every day… because I do use it every single freaking day. I use it with clients to understand their core personality, gifts, strengths, shadow traits, and who they are underneath their programming.

But I also use it in ordinary life. It helps me pick the tax person I want to work with. It helps me choose dog sitters who genuinely love animals. It helps me know what subjects people naturally light up talking about. It helps me build rapport faster and understand how someone interfaces with the world.

Its usefulness is unbelievable. And there really are no “bad” features.

There are features better suited for certain environments, careers, and expressions of life. Violence in the face for an MMA fighter is an advantage. Violence in the face for a sedentary computer analyst may be an issue 😳 Context matters.

If people understood this, more people would stop forcing themselves into lives that don’t fit who they actually are. They’d stop trying to shove round personalities into square holes, Iv'e hated that feeling my entire life.

Then I found face reading, and for the first time, I started understanding who I was underneath the programming… what I was naturally built for… and suddenly: Boom. Freedom.

Learn To Face Read

Have Your Face Read

Let's Support Face Reading

Because when we know who we really are, and who others really are, we have more understanding... and understanding promotes LOVE āœØā¤ļøāœØ

 

 

 

Book a Face Reading

I’ll read the features of your face, front and side, and tell you everything I see. The bright traits and the shadowy ones that shape your unique personality.

You’ll learn what your natural, un-programmed gifts are, and how to work with your darker traits so they support you instead of sabotage you.

Book Here

Book a Hypnosis SessionĀ 

With conversational hypnosis, we’llĀ drop dropĀ into your unconscious mind to uncover the root of your problem/s.

Guided by your unconscious mind, we'll use symbology to release old emotions from the past and update the beliefs that have been keeping you stuck, reactive, or looping old stories.

please be aware that these techniques will permanently changeĀ your personality. You're not the same person without your problems.Ā 

Book Here

Connect on PatreonĀ 

Everyone has a gut reaction to people - political figures, religious leaders, murderers, and sometimes even "heros".

You look at them and sometimes something feels… off.

That instinct comes from reading faces unconsciously.

On Patreon, I decode those facial patterns consciously — breaking down the personalities of controversial political figures and powerful people throughout history.

These are the readings I can’t post on regular platforms.

Join me insideĀ The Face Reading FilesĀ - once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Ā 

Connect on Patreon