Face Reading Is Fu#$!ng Insane!
May 11, 2026
If you would’ve told me 10 years ago that you could know someone’s personality by the features of their face, I would’ve told you you were an idiot and that that sounded like palm reading. P.S. I now believe in palm reading.
Yes, the media calls it pseudoscience. Yes, it gets a bad rap. People call it judgmental or any number of things to get you to look away from it.
But the truth is… it works.
It’s been used for thousands of years in Chinese Medicine. It’s been studied and discussed by philosophers in the West. Disney uses facial structure to design and cast characters. Movie casting directors use it constantly. How do you instantly know who the villain is !?! The FBI has used it to profile. Jury consultants use it occasionally. Humans are already unconsciously reading faces every single day… face reading just makes the process conscious.
And honestly, I don’t need the whole of humanity to believe it’s real in order for me to use it every day… because I do use it every single freaking day. I use it with clients to understand their core personality, gifts, strengths, shadow traits, and who they are underneath their programming.
But I also use it in ordinary life. It helps me pick the tax person I want to work with. It helps me choose dog sitters who genuinely love animals. It helps me know what subjects people naturally light up talking about. It helps me build rapport faster and understand how someone interfaces with the world.
Its usefulness is unbelievable. And there really are no “bad” features.
There are features better suited for certain environments, careers, and expressions of life. Violence in the face for an MMA fighter is an advantage. Violence in the face for a sedentary computer analyst may be an issue š³ Context matters.
If people understood this, more people would stop forcing themselves into lives that don’t fit who they actually are. They’d stop trying to shove round personalities into square holes, Iv'e hated that feeling my entire life.
Then I found face reading, and for the first time, I started understanding who I was underneath the programming… what I was naturally built for… and suddenly: Boom. Freedom.
Because when we know who we really are, and who others really are, we have more understanding... and understanding promotes LOVE āØā¤ļøāØ